I am on the internet for two primary reasons: memes, and oversharing about my butt. Which is why I am pleased to announce that I have discovered entirely wedgie-proof underwear, which is currently available in women's sizes S-5XL in a five-pack for $21.99+ on Amazon.
Enter this five-pack of full-coverage underwear (from Ummiss) you can get on Amazon. They are not messing around when they use the words "full coverage." The bottom seams are barely noticeable when you put them on, but still latch to your booty and anchor there through the whole day.
The waistband is also so comfortable that I could write a country song about them. The front of the waistband is double layered and seamless, so nothing ever pinches or rubs weirdly.
I also deeply appreciate that the seams are flat enough that they are not very visible when you're wearing leggings, which is, incidentally, something I am doing a lot of lately.
I've also washed this set of underpants quite a few times now since I bought them a few months ago (and put them through the wringer with some VERY long, sweaty runs), and they've held up spectacularly.
And I am far from the only person raving about these underpants — there are hundreds of 5-star reviews from people whose butts are as satisfied as mine. (FWIW, a lot of people also flagged that these are great for postpartum and post-surgeries, since the seams are so gentle!)
All of these glowing reviews aside, it mostly comes down to this: I just cannot with things that aren't comfortable right now. I truly can't. My standards for quality human interaction may have lowered down to socially distant Zoom calls, but my standards for comfy clothing are now higher than the Empire State Building.
You can get a five-pack of the underwear on Amazon for $21.99+ and in seven color combos, in sizes S-5XL. In the meantime, may I present the only GIF in the history of ever in which I do not relate to Liz Lemon one bit.
Stay comfy out there, y'all.
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