Features:

  • Easy-to-use pump
  • Spill-proof bottle
  • Glycerin-free, paraben-free, petrochemical-free
  • Compatible with all materials
  • Non-staining
  • All Natural Water Based Formula
  • Large 34 ounce bottle features a convenient pump
  • Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap
  • Glycerin free
Better than the high-end brand names.

My partner and I have been using a water-based lubricant for years; we tried about five different brands before we settled on one that we always bought from a well-known adult store chain. We go through quite a bit of lubricant and I finally got tired of paying an arm and a leg for it, so I decided to look on Amazon for something similar. We tried "Passion Lubes" (water-based) because the price was lower and the reviews were good. I was pleasantly surprised - and there's no difference between the Passion Lubes water-based lubricant and what I was buying at the higher-end adult store chains -- except for the cheaper price. In my opinion, Passion Lubes is every bit as good as the more expensive stuff and I'll never buy again from the chain stores.

Great value, works well!

Great value, works well, nice pump. You know what this stuff is for and it works well for what you wanna use it for. Works for that stuff, that other stuff, and that too. Cleans away easily. Don't store next to your hand sanitizer though, made that mistake last night. I wish I was kidding.

... lubricant really comes in handy and is truly as good as it is advertised

This lubricant really comes in handy and is truly as good as it is advertised. I run an illegal underground sweatshop in Brooklyn. Although the lubricant is generally not used in day to day production of our Nike shoes, it is quite important on the police raids that we continually are victims of. Thankfully, we mostly employ young Vietnamese children so they are not too tough to hide, but there still is not enough room to hide them all in our usual hiding spot. This is where this fantastic product comes into play. I dip each one of the Vietnamese children into the barrel drum and then stick them all into the foxhole. The police do not even check the hole because no child could reasonably fit in there, but with the lubricant we are able to fit 15 children in there. Once the police leave we quickly retrieve the children, and although their efficiency is slightly slowed, it is essential for them to be hidden, and it allows our sweatshop to flourish. All in all this is a great product useful for any owner of a children's sweatshop.

Great Product

Great quality lube for sex toys and sexual partner. It brings out the quality in your sex toy if and will not dry up. It's if you and you sexual partner are trying new things in the bedroom, it helps a lot. My GF greatly appreciated this lube.

Excellent all around lube!

This lube is slick, but not tacky. It is long lasting without having to apply multiple times. It feels natural and non-slimy for people. However, if you get it anywhere you do not want it (such as a drop on the floor), you have to immediately clean it or you will suffer (like slipping on the one little speck of it on the ground and falling on your butt). It is great for humans for pelvic therapy and play time, and it is just as perfect for using taking rectal temperatures and giving enema lubes for constipation in animals. Highly recommend this easy on the body lube.

Five Stars

great for family reunions!!!

Backyard Carnival of Death

I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard carnival", complete with a swing set, a trampoline, merry-go-round, and a giant Slip `n Slide. So I carefully inspected the equipment for safety. It all seemed sound. We have a home on a bluff overlooking the ocean. As it happened, on the day of the party our neighbors were trimming their fichus trees. We heard the sound of their wood chipper buzzing occasionally from the other side of our tall hedge. It was a little irritating, but not disruptive. The party started off wonderfully. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. The weather was mild, the skies clear. It seemed a perfect day. Then we brought out the Slip `n Slide. The problem with water slides is what we in the trade call "distributed water deficiency zones", or in layman's terms, dry spots. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc impaction. And that's just for starters. From there, it's a slippery slope toward major litigation. To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. With that in mind, I dipped each child into the vat before allowing them to cue up for the slide. The Slip `n Slide itself performed admirably, as did the lubricant. That, in fact, was the problem. Due to the slight downhill gradient of our yard, the children built up so much speed that they skidded across the lawn and into a retaining wall at the other end of our property, with sufficient force that I had to put an end to the activity. I endeavored to roll up the mat--no easy task, as the lawn surrounding the slide was itself now lubricated, and I struggled to maintain my footing. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of the liabilities I had unleashed--a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and desperate for fun. I saw young Eliza Gimmelman climb onto the trampoline. She began jumping, but the pad soon became so slick that she lost all control. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure, over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. There came a ghastly grinding sound, and I could tell from the crimson plume that followed, it would be a total loss. Twins Jeremy and Mason Lafferty were on the swing set. Having attained the swings' full range of motion, they were apparently having difficulty holding on. At that point, the swings became human catapults. Mason separated on the backswing, arcing over the roof of our home toward the street beyond. I surmised from the screeching tires, car horns and screams of horror that he was also unrecoverable. A terrified Jeremy soon lost his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested waters of the San Francisco Bay. An open claim, but not promising. The rest of the children were clinging to the merry-go-round. Having just witnessed the violent deaths of at least two of their playmates, they were no longer in the mood for fun. However, the lubricant had dripped from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this, likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry, screaming disk of human suffering. Then they began to fly off like cannon balls. Martin Duckworth was the first to go, causing significant structural damage to our greenhouse. Lisa Aurelio shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be written off--as, tragically, did he. Several other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in the siding of our home. It was terrifying. When the wheel finally came to a stop, there was only one child aboard. As luck would have it, it was our own beloved Crispin, huddled in the center of the merry-go-round, weeping. My wife ran to him and hugged him with all the might of a relieved, traumatized parent. A little too hard, as it turned out. Lubricated as he was, he shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared, in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper. Since then, I've asked myself a thousand times, is there anything I could have done differently? But in the end, no actuary table could have predicted this bloodbath. I can only conclude that this was an act of God. And that, to me, is truly terrifying. Because we're not covered for that.

pH may help with yeast infections.

There are some hilarious reviews on this, but I'll be serious for a moment. My wife is very sensitive to most lubes. After research it has much to do about pH and Osmolality. Very few, much more expensive lubes would not cause yeast infections, but many would, no matter the cost. We've been searching for a reasonable priced, low pH, low Osmolality solution for a long time. The manufacturer was no help when asking what the PH and Osm were on this product so we had to test ourselves and use trial and error. Our test indicated 5.5-6.0 pH... only slightly above Vaginal pH. Trial and error led to complete success and we no longer worry about yeast infections and have an affordable solution for mega-lube (and therefore MEGA-FUN) sexual play. The bottom line is, if you are prone to yeast infections get this. It's affordable and can help avoid them. (not a medical claim. anecdotal info only) However, they should make the bottle SQUARE. That would prevent it from rolling around on the bed and getting in the way!

I got a sample pack and I liked it, so I ordered the bottle

I got a sample pack and I liked it, so I ordered the bottle. I didn't realize it was the size of a wine bottle lol! Should last a while I guess?? Very odorless, slick, thin, love the easy pump. I like water based lubes best. This bottle lasted me a year! Now I'm on my 2nd bottle.

Grease the skids!

Pros: Absolutely great for intercourse both Vaginal and Anal. Does not dry up like Asto Glide gel and less of a residual mess. Doesn't leave your privates feeling funky either after. Cons: not too great for masturbation (male stroking). It has great lubrication but if you run an overhead ceiling fan 24/7 like I do it will dry out pretty quick. Overall I wouldn't hesitate to buy this again and it's such a great value for this huge bottle with a pump top to boot!

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