Features:

  • COMICAL LAWN ORNAMENT: BigMouth Inc’s The Great Garden Gnome Massacre garden accessory is a hilarious take on the conventional lawn gnome. This eye-catching garden statue is a fun (and twisted!) accent to your garden, backyard, or indoor space.
  • WEATHERPROOF: This hand-painted ceramic garden gnome statue is made of durable cast poly resin so that it can remain outdoors and withstand the elements all year long.
  • ACCENTUATES ANY SPACE: Standing approximately 9” tall, BigMouth Inc’s The Great Garden Gnome Massacre statue is not just limited to outdoor spaces. This one-of-a-kind sculpture accentuates indoor spaces like display shelves and offices, as well!
  • MAKES A GREAT GIFT: The Great Garden Gnome Massacre statue is a perfect gag gift for the jokesters and collectors in your life. This best-selling gnome sculpture makes a hilarious present for any gift-giving occasion.
  • COLLECT THEM ALL: Spice up your garden, yard, or indoor spaces with BigMouth Inc’s collection of one-of-a-kind garden gnome sculptures.
Love this guy!

I wanted to do a fairy garden in an outdoor flower bed. My fiancé looked at me a few minutes and said, "How about a gnome garden instead?" Lol. Anyway, so I started a miniature gnome collection, little gnome houses, gnomes, windmills, mushrooms, etc. I'm even going to make a river. I'm getting the flower bed ready in the meantime. And then I find this Godzilla! The gnome garden just took a dark turn! I cannot wait for this all to be complete. The Godzilla will be the centerpiece of it all. He is as advertised. About 9" tall. Good details. Not too heavy as he is resin, but will be good for the garden. He makes me laugh every time I look at him. So pleased with this purchase.

Double Take Piece for the Yard

Vivid colors. And they haven't faded yet in the desert sun. Sturdy base, heavy enough for me not to worry about him blowing away in the desert winds. He's in a prime spot in my new front yard rock garden and the neighbors all do double takes when they walk by. He's a great little addition to the yard. Arrived in a secure little box with no paint issues or chips. If he were a few inches taller he'd be perfect! But he came as described, so I knew how tall he was when I ordered.

Perfect addition to a gnome collection

Bought this as a Christmas gift for my mom who told me "for the love of God, just don't buy me a gnome" when asked what she wanted for Christmas. She has a rather large gnome collection because for whatever reason my dad's family think she loves gnomes, when in reality she hates them. Since she told me exactly what not to get her, I decided I most certainly had to buy her a gnome. When I found this one, I knew it was perfect. She was pleased! She laughed and immediately opened it and placed it right in the middle of her gnome collection. It fits perfectly, and now the gnome collection went from this tacky display in her living room to a hilarious massacre scene. Worth every penny!

I hate gnomes and this gets that message across.

My coworkers are unnaturally obsessed with gnomes. They gnome each other which is apparently a thing. I hate gnomes - a lot. But I wanted to participate in the fun so I bought this guy. Luckily people who like gnomes will accept criticism of gnomes as long as they get another gnome lawn ornament (even if they are being murdered). So here we are. The perfect statue to bridge the gap between gnome lovers and gnome haters. If you hate dinosaurs and gnomes, you are SOL though. I love dinosaurs.

Needed to gnome pruf the garden.

The dang gnomes were getting everywhere. Had to bring in some "natural" pest control. Just hope he doesn't get bigger. I hear you can't own one of these within 20KM of Tokyo. Some historical thing I guess. Kinda freaked out the cats, but they weren't keeping up with the gnomes, so they can just deal.

Happy birthday mom!!

I bought this for my mom's spring birthday. I bought this same thing at Christmas, in honor of my mom's obsession with gnomes. I thought she might find it a little over the top and vulgar once I took it out of the packaging, so I decided to keep it for myself because it's hilarious. Turns out, after mom paid me a visit, she was incredibly jealous of it. Rest assured, I ordered her one and now she has one to scare the rest of her collection with! I hope to continue finding bizarre and silly gnomes (and clowns, which is horrifying) to add to her collections.

The great garden gnome Godzilla is hilarious and a must for all gnome and Godzilla collectors.

My husband is a huge Godzilla fan and collector of all Godzilla paraphernalia. When I saw the Great Garden Gnome Godzilla, I immediately knew I had to buy it. It is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I just need to keep him away from my gnome. We put him on the TV stand in the living room where it can be seen by all that enter, but most importantly by my husband. The only thing I wish was different is that it was bigger. At 9 1/2", he's a little too small to put out in my front yard. But all in all, I'm very happy with the little guy.

rawr!

This awesome guy adds a dramatic flair to my garden and my friends have gotten a kick out of discovering him amongst the flowers. Definitely a conversation piece!

My new security system.

My Gnomezilla scares critters of all size away from my yard. She is my first and last defense against unwanted vermin. Great purchase.

Just an awesome garden piece.

Everything I expected, nice detail. My garden gnomes are terrified. Wish it was a couple inches taller though. The Gnome's were curious as to what they could do to stop the massacre and sent their chief researcher. He hasn't been seen since.

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