Features:

  • SICK OF IDIOTS PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally you can unleash your righteous anger with Witty Yeti’s funny parking notes.
  • LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver’s door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar...Editor’s Note: Definitely don’t do this.
  • LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
  • SERVE THE PARKING GODS by distributing instant justice to the disrespectful morons incapable of following the basic rules of parking lot decency.
  • DEPUTIZE YOURSELF in the fight against bad parking. We can’t win without your help, soldier. There are people parking over the lines as we speak!
Who knew there were so many bad (really bad) parkers in this

Used them more than once. Who knew there were so many bad (really bad) parkers in this world

Funny sayings and good quality!

Great quality and funny sayings. Nothing vulgar which is nice. They come in a small box that makes it easy to store in your car or purse. Both sides of the cards have writing which is a nice little added quality!

Priceless!!!!

Love these. I can think of some more for you that you’d like. Can’t wait for my 1st victim. Haha!

Haven't used, looks fun

It was a lot smaller than I imagined, but still will be a funny gift. Not very practical, since they can probably blow away in the wind haha

Awesome Product!

I got these as a birthday gift for me friend, and they were a big hit! I actually plan to steal a couple from her to use :). I wish there were more than 5 sayings, but it's better than the zero I had before!

Hilarious. Perfect for gag gifts.

My sister & I have a long standing tradition of exchanging gag gifts for every occasion and holiday. These were a huge hit. My husband even tried to steal a couple to use himself. The quotes are hilarious.

Great for the price.. harsh but not too brutal

Wish theses came with a hidden camera to record reactions. Hilarious and worth the money paid. My dad was the first victim lol

Loves!

I was so happy when I discovered these. I received them promptly and they are of great quality. They are in my car ready to use!

Get some innocent revenge...

I ordered these to put in my husbands stocking. He has not yet seen these but I went through them and they are hilarious! He always says that some people park like "idiots" and mumbles other vulgar things that I can't mention here. I think these would be perfect for him to get some kind of "revenge" on letting them know...in a sort of nice way. The only thing that worries me is that most parking lots have surveillance cameras and you wouldn't want to tick off the wrong person if they find out its YOU and take this the wrong way.

Great gift!

I purchased these for a white elephant yankee swap. I know everyone will be fighting over these!!

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